the damn thing

To have/had sex
Do the damn thing,
Did the damn thing

He called last night and asked me to come over. We did the damn thing till 6 in the morn, baby!

by JFunk January 28, 2006

thing-a-ma-bobber

When you can't think of the right word for an object.

I was looking in the store and i saw this awesome thing-a-ma-bobber that allows you to see calls on your tv

by Oh...baby March 18, 2007

you poor thing

a saying referring to a man doing a thirst trap wearing a ghostface mask

*Person sees a figure slightly resembling ghostface*
Person: "you poor thing."

by sussiestimposter September 12, 2021

the damned thing, the 'damned' thing

n. euphemism for oral, anal sex acts performed by black brothers.

Holla at cha boi and let's do the damned thing instead of just chillin' about it.

by Richard Black April 20, 2005

The Thing

Engaging in sexual relations without performing intercourse. Defined by the character Arlene in Quentin Tarantino's "Death Proof" segment of the 2007 movie "Grindhouse." Also known as 'everything but.'

I forgot the condoms, so we had to settle for doing the thing. For a minute I thought I was back in high school.

by Delicious Josh December 28, 2007

Miss Thing

A term used to describe a woman who is arrogant, self-absorbed and superficial. To call a woman "miss thing" is to suggest that she has little merit and yet walks around with an undeserved sense of superiority.

"Hey, check out Miss Thing over there in her brand new dress."
"She told me that her husband bought her that dress for $800!"
"Who told you that lie? She's not married, she bought that at a thrift store. I know because I bought that same exact dress two years ago at Ross for $25."

by Gladilay April 22, 2018

Thing

The correct name for the day formerly known as Thursday.

Started by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fans of h2g2.com

Hot spit, it's Thing already?!

by Vinic March 31, 2003