twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011

Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult

hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum

by aj wellman February 22, 2010

Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69

Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck

by KnightzFoLife September 4, 2016

twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.

"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."

by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014

Tyrannosaurus Twat

A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.

My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!

by VonC May 12, 2021

twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.

"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"

by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014

shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.

Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.

by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012