MUFF-DIVER 

(n) A lesbian. See also DOUCHEDRINKER, DYKE.

Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.

MUFF-DIVER by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004

muff diver 

To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.

That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.

muff diver by kinkyraggae June 18, 2005

muff diver 

the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue

james was always muff diving on jo

muff diver by the guys February 16, 2004

Muff Diver 

A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.

Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.

Muff Diver by Tammi November 26, 2003

muff diver 

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

muff diver by Stray Cat January 10, 2004

muff diver 

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

muff diver by Brandi February 6, 2003

muff diver 

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

muff diver by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003