Sporking

Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.

Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.

We had a wonderful evening filled with mischief last night! We went toilet papering and sporking!

by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013

low spark

When shit is sketchy you got to spark the bowl low, also a great widespread song.

Damn is that the cops, low spark

by 15362 December 27, 2007

Butt Snorkeler

A person that is soo flagrantly gay that you don't need to see brown on their nose to see that they are gay.

Look at that Butt Snorkeler! Give him a napkin for his brown nose...

by Johnny Reality July 5, 2018

sporking

the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.

two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.

by tarren wilson August 12, 2005

snork

To clear mucus from nostril by blowing without using a tissue. Frequently done by runners or cyclists

During the race, Ian's nose was running, so he put his finger on the side of his nose and snorked. Being well-mannered, he first made sure no one was behind him.

Did Santa snork to get up the chimney?

by Dene Dave December 20, 2007

smork

The chunky white goo that regularly forms in a females genital area, specifically between the labia majora and labia minora. Commonly called 'cunt cheese'.

Bro: "Dude, what's that in your teeth?!"
Bro 2: "It's smork man, my missus is festering".

by NickHolmesNZ April 4, 2008

sporkenese

a chinese spork that floods america's stores just like everything else in the store since china is pretty much making everything for america

Look at all those sporkenese children

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004