medieval times

A exciting dinner theater show located in 7 locations throughout the U.S. You are seated in a various section, and your section has a certain knight they root for in the tourneyment, and jousting. The show is a great thing to do for special occasions and is fun for the whole family!

Medieval Times is one of the best theatrical productions i've ever been to.

by Patrick Murphy September 1, 2005

Blow Job À La Mode

The act of performing oral sex with ice cream. While this can be a delicious treat on several levels, it is not recommended to use anything with chocolate chips or nuts which may slip down into the grundle once the melting begins causing skin irritation, or even worse an accidental bite.

A couple discusses which flavor to use to perform a Blow Job À La Mode
Girl: Can we try Rainbow Sherbet?
Guy: That's what the gay's use.
Girl: York Peppermint Pattie?
Guy: That might burn.
Girl: Neapolitan
Guy: Maybe if two if your friends come over.
Girl: French Vanilla?
Guy: How will you know what's what afterwords?
Girl: Chocolate?
Guy: Giddy up. Put it in the microwave while I drop trow.

by kman8 February 26, 2009

models

Attractive people employed by corporate assholes to make you feel like a fat and ugly slob that eats too many twinkies. They usually wear revealing clothing and stare into your soul for maximum effectiveness.

Look at those models, wow!

Yeah they make regular people look fat and ugly

Frikin assholes!

by ThatSneakyGuy December 17, 2010

monkey mode

When someone outbreaks in anger and starts throwing their own poop everywhere.

Yea, my friend went into monkey mode yesterday. were still cleaning teh poop off the walls

by Slade March 27, 2004

yeast mode

When a woman acquires a yeast infection and must be avoided by all men.

I started to go down on her, but she was in yeast mode... so I got the hell out of there.

by XxXmaximumXxX April 7, 2011

sicko mode

dont give a shit, wanting to be left alone and not fucked with.

i was in sicko mode all summer, no relationships at all.

by loaaaaadddiiiiinnnnggg October 22, 2018

Bi-Level Mode

Wearing a long-sleeve shirt, sweater, or jacket with shorts in order to maintain upper and lower body thermal comfort. Named after the air conditioner mode in a car where cool air comes from the face outlets and warm air from the foot outlets to maintain superior comfort. This also allows for the easy transition to Max Cold mode (short sleeves with shorts) at a moment's notice.

It's sunny but cool today, so I'm going to rock Bi-Level Mode.

by David97Bravo October 26, 2010