Jim Jones 

A rapper hailing from the notorius Harlem. Smart-businessman turned lyricist and video producer. Gulliest person in any hood.

Don't quote me man cause, i aint say sh**.- Jim Jones, Certified Gangsters

Thats for them ice-cream ni**as. pull up with the AK and lite them cream ni**as.- Jim Jones Purple City Gangsters

Put some crome to your soul and let it blow there they go.-Jim Jones Purple City Gansters

Now be advised we be them guys hundred G's on a ride, gun on me when I drive, gun on me when i ride
Cause of that envy and jealousy...- Jim jones Purple City Gangsters

Jim Jones by Alesia January 31, 2004

Lolo Jones 

1). A wildly talented American Olympic Hurdler.
2). To be epically skilled at something.

ex:
Me-Do you want dinner?
Friend- Can you cook?
Me- Oh, I've got skills. Lolo Jones skills nigga!

Lolo Jones by Mr. Shickadance September 26, 2010

Serious Jones 

When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.

Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.

Serious Jones by Eric Ike September 4, 2008

jonesitis 

descriptive of one's working habits-laziness at work

Jones at work: Man what time is it? I want to go home.
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!

jonesitis by NocturnalP January 6, 2006

Indiana Jones'd 

To have physically extricated a persons beating heart out of anger and to then proceed to eat the beating heart.

After Bob ate the last slice of pizza, Sally Indiana Jones'd Bob. Sally means business.

Indiana Jones'd by P-Cox December 31, 2007

Alex Jones 

A slang word for Mutt, also known as dog. Used as an offensive word as it is a low form of social status.

"He licked some chicks shoulder, what an alex jones!"

Alex Jones by jacetheace3 September 15, 2009

jonesy 

a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.

I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.

jonesy by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004