Hooping Cock

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.

Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!

by love_the_hoop October 4, 2011

Hoophlat

I derrogative insult meant to easily offend those targeted by it.

That dude is a "hoophlat".

by Heavy Trash November 30, 2011

hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014

hoopiu

a boy/girl that looks dumb but is actually smart.

People dont realize he is really a hoopiu.

by sphreax November 22, 2014

hoopono

A man usually with a small penis but is very funny and usually is gay

Hoopono is gay

by killer 32125689900064331111578 March 30, 2015

hooptie truck

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.

"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"

by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015

Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

by FionaB June 28, 2015