hoopiu

a boy/girl that looks dumb but is actually smart.

People dont realize he is really a hoopiu.

hoopiu by sphreax November 22, 2014

Hopium 

The metaphorical subtance that causes people to believe in a false hope. It is often paired up with copium.

Opposed to copium, which represents the rationalization of the current situation, hopium represents the belief that the situation will someday improve.

1: Wow, this show is absolute trash
2: Maybe it'll get better in the second season

1: That's the hopium talking

Hopium by fBOMBB September 25, 2021

Hoopburn 

The effects of severe diarrhea or anal discharge causing the anal hole to have intense burning sensation.

"Damn that pepperoni and three day old unrefrigerated donair gave me a bad case of hoopburn."

Hoopburn by Ruban May 28, 2004

Hopium 

1. An addiction to false hopes.

2. The state of wallowing in self-pity combined with the delusion of potential fame/greatness. One in this state will hope for others to pity or save them, yet paradoxically romanticize their own struggle, pitying themselves and never moving on to achieve their dreams.

She thought that, if she wanted to, she could write the next great american novel, but because of Hopium, she remained the same alcoholic cat lady until her dying day.

Hopium by Cado et Vivo June 25, 2018

Hopium 

In securities trading a trader is said to be under the influence of the fictional narcotic hopium when she/he finds themselves deeply in the negative on the wrong side of a trade. The trader will continue to hold the position in the hopes that the security will return to the value at which they acquired it. (eg. staying long in a stock position when the price continues to plummet)

Cramer, you are totally smoking hopium man, thinking that stock will go back up anytime soon. Just sell it and get out!

Hopium by Trade Pimp February 19, 2010

hoopin n hollerin 

The thing ya momma and aunts say the kids doing. Manley when there’s a large gathering of siblings and cousins. Hoopin and hollerin is a way older adults like to describe how loud kids sound.(Mostly just black parents)

Auntie 1: Them damn kids ova steady hoopin n hollerin.

Auntie 2: Mmmhm they too damn loud.

hoopin n hollerin by Gave.it.to.you September 10, 2020

Hopium 

hopium is an addiction to clinging to unlikely beliefs solely based off hope

No way the jets have a good season chill on the hopium

Hopium by Mega nutter October 6, 2022