hoopono

A man usually with a small penis but is very funny and usually is gay

Hoopono is gay

hoopono by killer 32125689900064331111578 March 30, 2015

Hoopology 

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore

Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.

Hoopology by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

hoopoo 

A word formed from impractical letters in the game, Scrabble. Appears to mean nothing but upon further research, is found to be an actual, though often esoteric, word.

When the game got really down to the wire, Jim was forced to rely on hoopoos but ultimately managed to win.

hoopoo by Johnny-Stu May 18, 2011

Ho’opono

A Hispanic tall person, they are very sweet and outgoing. Popular with the girls and boys. The nicest person you’ll ever meet. Always ask if your ok and positive every day.

You:Hey Ho’opono!
Ho’opono: Hi! How are you?

Ho’opono by Your mumuwu May 2, 2022