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velvet hammer

When a full bushed girl bends at the waste from twenty feet away and then back pedals at full speed onto a guys cock.
Man this girl went full velvet hammer on me last night. She backed up on me like a Green Machine safety. Really hit the nail on the head.
by Tifbjejiehdbrb August 5, 2017
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hammered

To go through the fabric of the universe while banging your head with both arms raised in fists (preferrably the other holding the largest beer available and the other a bottle of cheap wine, also cigarette). Weed is an excellent addition to the this holy state of mind.
While pulling down an invisible train horn with your hawk flexing Hammered.
by hammered on acid June 19, 2008
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Hammerhead

A person who enjoys eating out excessively bloody assholes. They typically bite off small chunks of flesh in the process, adding to the bloody carnage.

Hammerheads usually perform this action in groups as part of a "feeding frenzy."
That hammerhead is eating mad time asshole! Look at all that blood!
by UsedDinger October 23, 2013
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Cheese-Hammer

Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!
My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.
by Threaders April 6, 2006
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Dropping Hammers

The act of constructing offensive statements meant to cause personal, deep cut damage to the recipient, in hopes of awaking their disheartening reality. Often used in the West Island of Montreal.
1. Matt is just dropping hammers today isn't he?

2. You two should chill, you're dropping hammers everywhere.

3. Is this a fucking construction site, or is someone dropping hammers?
by Komodo0 December 7, 2013
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Hammer Time

Hammer Time, a minute every day dedicated to awesomeness. The official time of Hammer Time has been set by the internet community to 11:42 AM.
"What time is it?" says Bill
"Umm, 11:42." says person with watch.
"HAMMER TIME!!1!" says teh newfags.
by yourmomshairyvag May 12, 2010
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hammer down

A drinking call which must be heeded. When some yells this phrase, everyone within earshot of the visionary who initiated the call must finish their beverage of a delicious and alcoholic nature.
Sal yelled "hammer down" and we all finished our drinks. Unfortunately he was drinking straight whiskey, so later on he crapped on my rug and wiped his ass with my shorts.
by Wonder Weasel August 23, 2006
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