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gamer status

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"
by yeetus42 October 21, 2019
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gamer gogles

gamer gogles
gamer gogles: GAMER GOGLEs
by yobev October 26, 2020
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Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.
P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."
by amethystbible June 27, 2023
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Endgame-Gamer

Endgame-gamer: The ability to only excell at the late game stages of the game the person is playing.
Person A: "I'm such an endgame-gamer"
Person B: "Yeah you are! Maybe practice early game?"
by M33S October 9, 2022
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Gamers Crevice

The semi-permanent discolored line across a gamers belly, caused by belly tires from constantly leaning forward while playing their video games.
Hey boy! Is that a three pack or a Gamers Crevice?
by HollyPop73 June 19, 2016
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your gamerness

A parody of "Your Highness." Used in online chats typically from one gamer to another. Indicates a high respect and honor for the receiving end.
Wanna play CS:GO?”
Sure, your gamerness.”
by adbhv March 2, 2021
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