Floating

The same as being tipsy, but for when you smoke the ganja.

Bro those two hits just left me floating.

by Balamtoumg Palace February 17, 2021

flaite

chilean slung used when people can't speak properly, act bad, and are actual imbeciles when it comes to flexing.

flaite =" puta la huea pinche puto hijo de puta"
normal person = "yeah, that's a flaite right there."

by Unvels April 14, 2021

Flitty

Someone who is unable to stick to something, especially relationships.

Louise is so flitty, she’s can’t stick to one man for any length of time.

George keeps on switching hobbies, he’s so flitty.

by anonymous May 10, 2021

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Floated me

To be surprised about something

I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.

A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021

Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021