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Crotch Dusting 

The act of farting while someone is spooning you.
My girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.
Crotch Dusting by angle3034 November 1, 2013

crotch yahtzee 

The act of masturbating for men.
Man, I had the day off work yesterday and threw a mean hand of crotch yahtzee.
crotch yahtzee by FatherB November 18, 2013

crotch syrup

the liquid produced by a male following stimulation of the crotch area
she just loves to the crotch syrup
crotch syrup by MarkieMarkOG December 20, 2013

crotch grabbers 

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't
Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
Crotch Beer by phroot February 3, 2014

crotch pin 

Grabbing someone by the head and then forcing their face into one's genitalia
Jim and Bob lost their friendship when Jim gave Bob a crotch pin
crotch pin by DogeOfWow April 13, 2014