Skip to main content
{ searchOpen = false }, 200)" @keydown.backspace="if (!query) searchOpen = false" @keydown.enter.prevent="if(query){$refs.submitBtn.dataset.growMethod='enter'; $refs.submitBtn.click()}" data-grow-track="ui.focus_search" data-grow-field="query">
Home
Add a Definition
UrbanDictionary.store
Blog
Help
User Settings
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Advertise
Report a Bug
System Status
Privacy Policy
Terms of Service
DMCA
Accessibility
Data Request
Information Collection Notice
reCAPTCHA Privacy
reCAPTCHA Terms
Do Not Sell My Personal Information
© 1999-2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Definitions by shannonjoshea
Paleo Dad
Share definition
Flag
A man who rears his
child
based on
instinct
alone
Who needs a child rearing book? They've been doing this for thousands of years without
books
!
Thanks
Paleo
Dad
!
Paleo Dad
by
shannonjoshea
October 31, 2013
0
0
Get merch
Crotch Lotto
Share definition
Flag
Participating in
activities
that could be
risky
for the
crotch
"So I bought these blue
Jeans
from a
vintage
store
, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."
Crotch Lotto
by
shannonjoshea
October 26, 2013
0
0
Get merch