Paleo Dad

A man who rears his child based on instinct alone
Who needs a child rearing book? They've been doing this for thousands of years without books! Thanks Paleo Dad!
by shannonjoshea October 31, 2013
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Crotch Lotto

Participating in activities that could be risky for the crotch
"So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."
by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013
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