to clock

To recognize someone who's trying to remain discreet. Applies when someone figures out someone else is transgender.

Some dudes managed to clock me in the subway. How embarassing!

by Dawniver July 14, 2022

warble-clock

n. v. (war'ble clock) (wôr'b'l klŏk)
innate sense of chaos

He just got slammed. Not finding his warble-clock, that fool will fall into the cluster-fuck.

guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.

by pseodowarble November 19, 2011

Tour de Clock

Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.

Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?

by Korinthos February 21, 2014

rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 March 8, 2016

Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Clocked

Used when someone has undeniably won something. This something is usually limited to a few things, such as arguments.

For example, when you're having an argument and you undeniably have beaten the other person in the debate you would say "I clocked that bitch"

by luckuso January 12, 2025