Definitions by RealDefinitionGuyManDude

Alabama Purebloods 

a term used to describe families who reproduce with relatives to keep their family line pure and the same origin DNA.

My sister and I ran into some Alabama Purebloods who asked if we were married... We got outta there fast.

Alabama Purebloods by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 7, 2021

Janelly

A mood/spasm of weirdness. When you have the sudden impulse to say, "heengarnargin" or "ehyerhrguhrm" in a text when you don't know what else to say.

So my friend just started obviously flirting with me, so I became Janelly.

Janelly by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 7, 2021

Janelly

1. A mood/spasm of dorkness. when you have the sudden impulse to say, "heengarnargin" or "euhrguhurgh" in a text.

Sometimes when I get socially awkward, I become Janelly.

Janelly by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 7, 2021

cinco-clocker

Used to describe someone who clocks out at 5, usually to get tipsy on some magaritas and listen to Jimmy Buffet.

Typically a Floridian.

Me and the girls got all cinco-clocker at the bar down by Cocoa Beach. Hell yeah! we spanked some manly ass and danced naked on the tables. Picked up a few bucks on the way. Rocks to be a cinco-clocker!

cinco-clocker by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021

Tennessee Hip Cracker 

1. When you pick up somebody and slam them down, with them landing on their hip first.

No regrets when I pulled a Tennessee Hip Cracker on my English Teacher!

Tennessee Hip Cracker by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021

gigarnagoogin 

1. What you say when you are just joking.

2. What you say when you are being serious.

Either could apply in a sentence.

I told my friend I was going to kill them. I then said "gigarnagoogin!" and they ran away scared. Good thing, I guess, because my hand almost fully wrapped around the hilt of the knife in my backpack.

gigarnagoogin by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021