Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

candiced

totally mess up any situation or something of relative importance

I started the race well, but I candiced the ending

Dude, that was a candice if I ever saw one

by DaveEmilio May 26, 2008

Officer Candidates School

The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.

I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

Cardiocock

Man whose heart exists solely within his penis.

After the first few nights, he began to have feelings for me and get serious.

Wow...what a cardiocock!

by Tark A. October 12, 2010

Cardinal

A small red bird that lives in North America.

I got a cardinal stuck in my engine and now my car won't run.

by LittleKingTrashMouth May 6, 2015

Cardiac

A mysterious being that keeps arresting people.

Guy 1: Hey the other guy there died of cardiac arrest
Guy 2: Oh my god can that guy stop arresting people

by personinsidethemachine January 14, 2021

Bob Cardinal

Noun - The description of one so complexly simple, they can not be described as anything else. Both Sensitive, and funny, caring and cruel. He is all, and nothing. They are neither the best or the worst. They are simply, Bob.

Q) How would you Describe Bob Cardinal?
A) Bob Cardinal is..... well... Bob is BOB!

Q) who is the weirdest person you know?
A) Bob Cardinal

by Wildcard1984 March 2, 2009