10 definitions by russianbear54
An ugly ass ape of Hominidae family. Consequently, Hominidae is a root word for "homie", or "homeboy".
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
U.S. military's proud gas operated, air cooled, light weight, hand held piece of shit. It is very sensitive to all elements that you'd find outdoors, including air and sunshine. It jams if fly shit gets into the bolt so essentially it's not much of a infantry weapon. It must be cleaned constantly to be able to fire a full magazine, and after that it needs more maintanence. To extend a grunt's life on the battlefield, the A2 variant isn't fully automatic, so there will be some time between dissasembly and cleaning. The reason it became standard issue in the U.S. military is because in the 1960's Colt executives bought some high ranking military brass a few beers and lapdances. Other than that, there's no reason why a recognized military would adopt such garbage.
PFC.Smith:"Hey Jones, i can't open this beer!"
PFC.Jones:"Use the ejection port on your M-16, stupid."
PFC.Jones:"Use the ejection port on your M-16, stupid."
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.
I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
A string of grunts and sighs continuosely repeating over a series of thuds. Somewhere in the mix there's dialogue in Ebonics so it is usually unintelligible. Basically the same thing as Rap. Reveared by black people and rich white kids.
by russianbear54 September 25, 2006
A heinous mutant with an elephant's ass and an intellect of a door knob. A diva in american pop culture i.e. a paragon of abysmal taste and grotesque cacophony. Exposure and rise to success is a result of diligent fellation.
Is that a cello?
No, it's J.Lo.
No, it's J.Lo.
by russianbear54 September 12, 2006
A long-forgotten 2005 Academy Award winning geo-politcal thriller which won Jorge Clooney his Oscar. A captivating drama exploring America's lust for oil by connecting several plot lines. Unfortunately a typical American is too stupid to follow it flips the channel to TRL.
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006
A person born in Russia.
Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink.
Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.
Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink.
Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.
by russianbear54 September 11, 2006