Cardiac

A mysterious being that keeps arresting people.

Guy 1: Hey the other guy there died of cardiac arrest
Guy 2: Oh my god can that guy stop arresting people

by personinsidethemachine January 14, 2021

damn that sucks

when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond

Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks

by personinsidethemachine October 28, 2021

',:-)

The best emoticon in the entire world, nothing can beat it.

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: Do something cool
Guy 1: ',:-)

by personinsidethemachine January 28, 2021

:'(

A emoticon that expresses total heartbreak.

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 1's crush: Ew no
Guy 1: :'(

by personinsidethemachine January 21, 2021

Goose

A animal that lives to be a bastard.

Guy: *Calmly walking*
Goose: *Rampages after guy*

by personinsidethemachine January 17, 2021

Oh that makes sense

What you say when you're proved wrong by a thousand different people.

Guy 1: X is actually Y
Everyone: *Provides a lot of proof that says otherwise*
Guy 1: Oh that makes sense

by personinsidethemachine January 17, 2021

you

the mysterious being who is known to write urban dictionary definitions

Urban Dictionary is written by you!

by personinsidethemachine October 28, 2021