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Aaron Porter 

Aaron Porter was the president of the UK NUS from 2010-2011 during the period of huge student protest. He basically declaimed the protests without thought, then supported them without actually helping at all, then took credit for actions he had actually impeded. He referred to himself as "dithering" during this time. He then proceded to make nice with the Labour party with the intention of, like most NUS presidents past, seamlessly transitioning into a role as an MP. To do an Aaron Porter is then to be a totally ineffective political liberal careerist who wouldn't know politics if it beat him up.
Don't be such an Aaron Porter!
Aaron Porter by Alain Badiou April 30, 2011
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aaron yogurt 

Also known as ,Eren Jeager/Yeager, is a character from the anime, Attack on Titan. A content creator on tik tok also known as, olilondon, can not pronounce his name correctly as well as the other cast from Attack on Titan.
Olilondon: Aaron Yogurt is my bias,baka
Me across my screen: Just no.
aaron yogurt by Iamsadness May 31, 2021

Aaron Tippin Award 

The highest award Charlie F-ing Hodge can bestow upon you
(Random Radio Caller) “Charlie f-ing Hodge just had to call your show to let you know I called the cops on an intimidatasaurus-rex for trying to steal my wallet when I handed him a buck

(Charlie Hodge) “Well caller to you I bestow upon you the Aaron Tippin award” (you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything) Fades in then out

aaron koehler

A large male with a substantially smaller penis and brain capacity.
You're a real idiot, your almost an Aaron Koehler
aaron koehler by The define King December 27, 2015

Aaron Quake 

Someone who is so GOD DAM FAT he creates a level 20.4 magnitude Earth Quake Thats Then Results in a Tsunami thats 3000 Feet tall and can destroy a whole civiliations with one step. If and when this Fat Fuck Jumps the Plant will crumble and kill everyone.
Oh God No An Aaron Quake we're all going to die Fucking RUUUUNNN
Aaron Quake by GAY BOI CLINTON September 3, 2018

aaron walsh

A stupid little shit brother that is unfortunately taller than u and makes sure u know that.

He is easy to pick on and screams like a little girl
Aaron Walsh is the stupidest little shit I have ever met

aaron tomlin

A person that no one really likes cause he's fat and even fatter and gets rejected by people and is big gay just like Rufus Fiddlemore with peepee
Bro why you being a Aaron tomlin