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tomlin by Ravenous128 December 3, 2013
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Mike Tomlin
Mike Tomlin is a character played by Omar Epps on the popular television series known as the "NFL". Mike Tomlin is an American football head coach for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Guy 1: Wow, I didn't know Mike Tomlin won a Super Bowl.
Guy 2: No, you're mistaken. Mike Tomlin is just a fictional character. He is really Omar Epps.
Guy 2: No, you're mistaken. Mike Tomlin is just a fictional character. He is really Omar Epps.
Mike Tomlin by rbarazan March 1, 2010
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Ashley Tomlin
Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
Ashley Tomlin by awootism1212121 November 13, 2020
Del Tomlin Religion
The book of the legends of Mike And Dre. This successful script will keep you guided through girls, school, drama and sports and what is really important in your lifde and a true definition of Life
Del Tomlin Religion by DelTomlin November 26, 2010
aaron tomlin
A person that no one really likes cause he's fat and even fatter and gets rejected by people and is big gay just like Rufus Fiddlemore with peepee
aaron tomlin by Rufus and Aaron are big poop February 19, 2020
Dirty Tomlin
When you shove a football up a girls vagina, pull it out and throw a tight spiral to her sister. The spiral must be tight, or the tomlin cannot be completed. This act refers to the Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin due to confidential reasons.
I was over at Susie's house playing with my new Nike football so I decided I might as well break it in with a perfectly--timed Dirty Tomlin... her sister Bonita did not appreciate it though
Dirty Tomlin by rugbysens February 24, 2010
Lily Tomlin
AMAZING ACTRESS WHO IS JUST AS GOOD AS MERYL STREEP IF NOT BETTER!! SHE IS TOTALLY UNDERRATED AND IS ALSO SECRETLY A YETI! YOU HEARD ME
Lily Tomlin by EmDeefz July 20, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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