An awesome Metal Gear website that also contains a kick-ass forum, not to mention shitloads of information regarding all the MG games that have existed.
by Dave September 9, 2004
Get the Snake Soupmug. When you have an diarrhea and it comes out in small little long pieces and it burns your butthole, very similar to a venomous baby snake.
by Berryphresh February 24, 2013
Get the Baby Snakesmug. by j.gibson February 17, 2008
Get the dirt snakemug. 1. a plumbing tool used to clean out the rectum of an individual, due to constipation after a large intake of cheese from the cheese factory.
2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
Example 1
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.
Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.
1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.
2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.
3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.
Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.
1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.
2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.
3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!
by theentertainer91-C.P.D. August 2, 2012
Get the Anal Snakemug. by flower_soul May 2, 2006
Get the bowel snakesmug. Done when one is too lazy to put on any sort of clothing; it is the act of trekking through an environment in a stealthy manner in an effort to not be discovered in your nude state. A Pro Solid Snakers will regularly engage in this activity while traveling inside, and to and from his/her dorm.
A- "Hey dude, I really wanted a some juice last night, but there were people in the living room and I had no clothes"
B- "So what did you do?"
A- "Oh, I totally went solid snaking without anyone noticing, I'm a true Pro."
B- "So what did you do?"
A- "Oh, I totally went solid snaking without anyone noticing, I'm a true Pro."
by JDX13 October 1, 2010
Get the Solid Snakingmug. Snake Rodeo-A great activity to do when completely bored out of your mind. It is for you to create and play.
by Ryan Gerstner March 5, 2005
Get the Snake Rodeomug.