swag unit

A swag unit is a group of young people who come together and say: "We will be the cool kids in school this year." Then, they go to the mall and buy everything from the following categories:

o Ripped up Slim Fit jeans
o Baseball caps which have nothing to do with baseball
o Big ass basketball Hi-tops
o Graphic Tees
o Stupid Watches
o Ear piercings (ear rings)
o Condoms (To pull out their pockets at awkward times around girl to pretend they get alot of kitty)

They are completely oblivious to SWAG

Marshette - How was your day at the mall?

Marcella - It was such a wreck, I had to tend to a swag unit....

*Marshette prepares a warm bath and some relaxing tea*

OR

DeJayquan - Yo bee, let's assemble a team, wit nothing but cool kidz in it, ya dig?

Dayrell - Yo yea dat would be tight as shit, we'd be like da avengers....

AND SO COMMENCED THE SWAG UNIT

by DCUOnline November 1, 2013

The University of a Billion Chinese

a reference to the fact that the majority of students in Canada's Universty of British Columbia are Chinese

"That's strange, almost everyone here is Chinese. No wonder why it's the University of a Billion Chinese."

by iZ41 April 22, 2018

Kicking a can down Union Street

When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.

Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.

"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"

by Mikey Boy, ken February 11, 2007

farting rainbows and unicorns

When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.

Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Union College

The reality of Union College is a mix of the above stories. Lots of rich folks but some middle class. Crazy partying, lots of drinking, coke is not in short supply but not everyone does it. It's a 4 night a week party, Monday booze where you live, Wednesday bars & small parties, Weekends Frats, house parties, bars everything. Mad fratty but frats def aren't the only game in town.
Lots of nerdy people but certainly the coolest, bacchanalian nerds to walk the earth.

The campus is gorgeous especially in Autumn and Spring and tho the snow is pretty too but gets old real fast.
Schenectady is a dump but a dump with character.
Certainly live for brunch @ West
No shortage of preppyness but a variety of styles are on showcase - Impeccable Style
The Place Exudes Class & Tradition
For those who have a problem with Union, Union doesn't care so keep it yourself
Work hard and play harder is the Union Motto
NUFF SAID

Union College, party

by BubbleGumGangster August 28, 2010

university of delaware

An amazing school in a crappy state where parties kick a!@, hot girls are plentiful, and work can be put off until tomorrow.
UD- Better than your school since 1743.

You don't go to UD, but you wish you did.

by Wendel May 24, 2005

Denison University

A ridiculous oasis in central Ohio where the former prep school kids from the east coast go to spend their trust funds on sleeping with girls and cocaine. This little school on the hill is the envy of every other school in Ohio. While we can all agree that Ohio is a dismal place, Denison provides an experience second to none as far as absurd college memories and possibly a mild to moderate drug addiction. Even though the Fraternity/Sorority system is not what it used to be you can be sure that anyone will have a great time while on the Dunes.

Dude 1: Hey man where did you go to school?
Dude 2: Oh I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: I once went there and had the time of my life.
Dude 2: Standard

Dude 1: Hey where did you go to school?
Dude 2: I went to Denison University.
Dude 1: Oh...I went to OWU.
Dude 2: I'm sorry to hear that.
Dude 1: Me too.

by Denidude April 24, 2009