Favorite Uncle

Your uncle that comes over when mom and dad went on vacation leaving you home alone. He sleeps with you in your bed and tickles you while your sleeping. He buys you whatever you want and takes you to fun places because you sleep in the bed with him and do what he asks ;) He is often referred to as your Gary.

My Favorite Uncle is coming over this weekend, I wonder what we are gonna do ;)?

Sorry I cant hangout this weekend my Favorite Uncle is coming over this and I want new airpods.

by Favorite Uncle Fucker November 9, 2019

The Frog's Uncle

The act of squishing one's balls against a glass surface
like a car windscreen or a sliding door

look Dwayne has passed out in his car, lets give him the frog's uncle.

by Anje September 22, 2005

wunkle my uncle

When you want some someone to wake up and then beat up your uncle.

Guy 1:DARN DANGIT! GO WUNKLE MY UNCLE JARED!
Guy 2: Ok I shall have him down by 5:00!

by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018

Hanging with Uncle Frank

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.

Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

joe weird uncle

That one uncle that tries to touch your no-no square.

Joe weird uncle: just let me touch your no-no square once, please.
Little boi number one: no I don't wanna

by uibh5st69 March 9, 2020

Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!

An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true

Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 15, 2016

Scary Uncle

To jump across wooden logs over-top of water, some of which are spinning on rotating wheels, and do a backflip on to the other log, but then slip off of the next one.

Derived from SpikeTV's MXC in which a contestant pulled a "full-blown scary uncle" to get to the other log in a game called "Log Drivers."

Kenny Blankenship: Wow, Vic, I think that was a full-blown scary uncle!

Vic Romano: It was indeed, Kenny.

by Mehro March 29, 2005