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muddy beaver 

when one performs felacio on a chic while she is taking a dump.
Dude! Dave gave Annette a muddy beaver in the bathroom. he said it smelled like bigfoots penis!
muddy beaver by Durhamsandwich October 17, 2008
A form of anal fisting originating in Northern Ireland.
"Greig showed Kelso how he really mundays other guys"
munday by Grace Smith August 7, 2007
When you're face is looking a bit scruffy, your foundations cracked and your hair looks greasy. The humiliating realty of not showering for three days straight.
"You coming out today?"
"Nah... Looking bare muddy right now sorry"
Muddy by heavydirtytshirt May 19, 2016
An oportunistic friend thats only around when you can benefit her. A debbie downer, someone unhappy untill everyone is unhappy, somone who will step on EVERYONE to get what ever she wants. A woman that purposly gets pregnant to trap her man into a lifetime "happyness". A self proclaimed life of the party but is not even close. A person that claims to "know" everyone in every conversation. A person that brags about living in the best trailer park in the world
We just opened our pool for the season, we just got "Mandy'd"

Don't hate me for getting a promotion, your being a "Mandy"

Look at that woman sitting in the corner of the bar, arms folded, pissy look on her face, chewing on her cheek, shes such a "Mandy"
Mandy by fromjimmyvillewithlove October 12, 2016

Muddy Love 

Intense love for the Toledo Mudhens. Most notably shown by old time players for them. Especially Ed Crankshaft and Fred "Dusty" Duncan.
Dusty: Hey Ed, there's a Mudhens game on the TV tonight. Want to watch it?

Ed: Oh yeah, big time muddy love, man!

Dusty: I bet we're in it, too! This must be from at least 1945.

Ed: Once a Mudhen, always a Mudhen. You never lose the muddy love!
Muddy Love by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010

muddy snowball 

when a man is having anal sex with a woman(or a man)then he has the woman give him a blowjob after that he preceeds to ejaculate into her mouth then the woman(or man) spits it back into his mouth.
Mike and Afton practiced the muddy snowball technique last night.
muddy snowball by Nick Mattingly February 25, 2003