Man Behind The Slaughter

The Man Behind The Slaughter is the man from Five Nights at Freddy's. And he's annoying as hell that's why the ghosts of the children surrounded him-- and, yeah, yeah, his death.

Person 1: Hey ever heard of that Man Behind the Slaughter guy? Who is he?
Person 2: The guy right behind you eating your foot.
Person 1: PFFT, HAH! Nice joke.
Person 2: No, really.
Person 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU WEREN'T LYING!!!!

Man Behind The Slaughter by Backsoon April 28, 2020

Man Laws 

Congratulations on reading to the bottom. Go grab yourself a congratulatory beer.
If you just scrolled here anyway, hey, what says you can't have a congratulatory beer?

If this somehow gets above J-Mont's definition of "Man Laws", grab a beer, get comfortable, and read on, my friend.

Man Laws by DNottin May 25, 2013

man eater 

An intoxicatingly beautiful, charasmatic, charming woman who puts a spell on you. Her beauty, wit, and charm make you fall hopelesly in love with her. You would do anything for her. As much as you love her, she doesn't give a shit about you. Though she pretends to feel the same way for you, she see's other men behind your back. When she leaves you, you feel devistated. You're life is forever in shambles leaving you wishing "you never met her at all."

I made the mistake of falling in love with a man eater. Now I am in shambles.

man eater by Cole R. October 15, 2006

Man collective 

Any discourse between two or more men involving the heartfelt discussions of feelings e.g. typically conversations traditionally thought to be the domain of women involving feelings about relationships etc.

First usage came in Autumn 2009, after a contentious self-help group began at Oxford University named Man collective Oxford founded by Alex Linsley, Merton college.

It was renowned with the infamous opening quotation 'Do you have balls? If so, how does it make you feel to be a man?'

Man 1: 'I've been having some strong feelings lately and have some personal issues that I need to discuss'

Man 2: 'Ok, l think it's time we have a man collective.'

Man collective by junta_dorset January 9, 2010

man pussy 

gay expression. the male anus and rectum.

He fucked my man pussy.

man pussy by tshee February 11, 2006

Man Candy 

Somebody you think is hot and would fuck any second or any moment

Mmmmm Kyles hot but Andys my man candy.

Man Candy by Sabri.Nic April 4, 2017

Man Plate 

A deep, most often glass, plate used exclusively by theman of the house.

A symbol of his station.

Incorrectly referred to by woman as a "pie plate"

Here is your dinner hun.

Woman, this isnt my Man Plate!

It's dirty.

Then wash it before my steak gets cold!

Man Plate by FakeScreen2000 July 23, 2010