guy on the couch

A room mate that holds no job but has a lot of money in a bank account, like he/she got a huge settlement from being hit from a car or a rich uncle died.

Phil, the guy on the couch, got 6 figures when that 18-wheeler hit him!!

by Wulfy September 3, 2007

Guy Mode

What your boyfriend goes into when you talk to him.

Bob: Damn, I can't stop thinking about Stacy! I'm in total guy mode. My pants hurt.

by guymodelol June 3, 2009

wooler guy

Very colloquial language only used around the area of UBC. Was created through walla guy which means i swear to god. a Phrase in which you can put at the front of every sentence just to emphasize.

Wooler guy were gonna get right ruined at that kegger tonight and hit up some biddies.

by The basilisk. December 11, 2009

Mud Guy

A cool, hip and usually pretty hench male.

Tom: Yo who's that mud guy?
Chris: Who?
Jake: What that guy over there benching 60?
Tom: Yeah!
Jake: Oh, that's Ish
Tom: He is one seriously mud guy!

by MudGuy1 November 4, 2009

score guy

A guy who gets a full intercourse with every single girl he meets at work, in the street or in a night club. In other words, he gets a full home run.

Luke:"Hey Fredo, did you hear what Peter did last night?"
Fredo:"No, tell me!"
Luke:"He went to a posh party downtown and met a girl named River. After ten minutes they both left the party and went to a motel".
Fredo:"Wow, he has scored another time! He is a score guy!".

by hotbabyface December 16, 2010

downtown guy

You see him at the bar every time you're there. He's got many women (at least 10 years younger) surrounding him at all times. He's charming at first until you realize that this guy just needs attention by as many women as possible. Grossly ego-driven and entitled to everyone and everything! Likely to have a wife at home.

"Oh that's John...he's a total downtown guy. He's good for a few drinks but that's about it!"

by Kitty Canuck April 29, 2014

Telephone Tough-Guy

1. A person who has very mean and ruthless tones over the telephone.

2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.

John: "Hey, you better quit fucking around with my sister or else..."

Jim: "Or else what?"

John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."

Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."

by Antonino G. July 5, 2009