flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 3, 2004

flapalapadingdong

when the testicles are longer then the shaft of the penis it is no longer known as ones "man hood" but ones flapalapadingdong

an old usless mans flapalapadingdong

by chilipino February 23, 2009

The Flap

A style of dance created by The Redd Zown. Performed by releasing the shoulders while "flapping" one's hands and arms to the beat. Term could also be used in any sentence in place of a verb.

"The ladies love when Rob Cahill does the flap in the club"
"I flapped the bitch in the face"
"Do you mind if I flap around the car a little bit?"

by Mark Abrams July 24, 2006

Flapjacks

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

by JBut December 25, 2007

flapnut

Derived from an ancient "nut-flapping" ritual in Eastern Cambodia. The young boys would yell out "Flapnut!" when the men with the wooden clubs, would "flap" their "nuts" every sunday at 11:38 AM. It has now evolved into an exclamtion of annoying distraction.

When little Billy broke his mother's favorite vase, he threw a fluster of papers and coffe filters into her face and yelled "FLAPNUT!" and escaped before his mother got to him with a the rolling pin.

by Alexei March 19, 2003

mud flap

sneeze guard for a rednecks boyfriend

if it wasn't for that mud flap he would have nudded on his back.

by B1G L0U February 3, 2008

flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

by OxBLOOD January 2, 2008