sagatitis

when you get old or fatt and your ass becomes saggy and gross

My ass is so saggy i think i have sagatitis!
Damn!! That girl got a nasty ass case of sagatitis.

by Sharlene June 18, 2007

Safety Sunglasses

When a man forcibly gives a woman safety goggles

Aj: dude i heard logan gave some girl safety sunglasses! mike: dude that is so fucked! i only give out safety goggles.

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

Safety Meeting

A term referred to by people wishing to converge in a manner so that they can smoke and alter their perception of reality.

'Hey, CJ! Safety meeting!'

by the original dimwitter July 21, 2018

safety dance

Those safety instruction routines that flight attendants give their passengers on every flight, just before the plane takes off.

Named after a song by the same name.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the flight attendants to give the safety dance. Please make sure your tray tables are in their upright position....

by Dennis The Tiger January 6, 2006

safety

A code-word of the "gruellerese" dialect to denote fruity buds.

Does anybody have any safety materials? I'm so unsafe right now!

by Bard April 28, 2003

safety police

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005

Sage

1. Boobs on legs

2. Super slut

3. A risk for all small animals that come too close to her boobage.

4. Grand Canyon Chest

5. Extremely vapid

6. Doesn't like her own gender

7. Is not afraid to strip in the classroom

8. Has many vicious curling irons.

9. Sweater Meat

10. Size H (Help she's fallen and she can't get up)

I can't buy that slutty dress, I don't want to look like a Sage!

by dick the furry penis April 16, 2009