The Mitten

A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.

Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.

by BenitoMussoIini August 2, 2008

Mitt Chow

performing oral sex on a female

Kyle: You tee up that girl from the bar last night?

Pete: Nah, she didn't want to straight fuck, but I gave her a good mitt chow session.

by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

Matty

Matty is a horrible person he is usually the ceo of a big establishment and he is very mean and bossy he is smelly and he likes abusing/harassing women

EWWW MATTY IS UGLY

EWWW MARRT’S SO SMELLY

by juli rose December 13, 2018

Oven Mitt

1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

That girl was such a whore that Marc was able to oven mitt her last night.

by assaulter April 20, 2009

Oven Mitt

v. - The act of inserting a man's penis and testicles (the entire package) into another's anus.

Bob knew Judy was loose, but he never would have guessed that he could Oven Mitt her.

by Lee Fuzz December 14, 2003

Mitt

One of the true God`s, namely one of the greatest human beings alive today, but possibly one of his mistake would be the fact that he created a nub. See "slayz"

"Even God`s make mistakes"

by :-) January 1, 2004

Michigan Mitten

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

by Militiaganian March 14, 2009