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A Forrest State-of-Mind 

A palpable regret felt after making a decision while in a densely emotional and confusing mental state, like being lost in a forest.
When his team left San Diego, the diehard and emotional fan Johnny left his team. Johnny is in a forrest state-of-mind wishing he had remained true to his original convictions.
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Jedi mind trick

1. in Star Wars movies it's a utilization of the Force that Jedis use to persuade others to do their will.

2. simply, it refers to when someone who thinks he/she is an authority on something tries to convert or convince someone to believe something ridiculous or do something stupid by double talk, gab, outright lying, deception, utilization of ignorance or just plain bullshit.
1. Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi told Luke Skywalker that his Jedi mind trick would not work on him since Hutts are immune to such thought patterns.

2. that TV evangelist is trying to brainwash people into giving him money. I ain't falling for his Jedi mind trick.

out of your cotton-picking mind 

to say someone is crazy, a fool
When May and Mary went screaming and running crazily down the street, dad muttered, "You two are out of your cotton-picking minds."

homeless mind 

Where the individual has rejection to modernity which isolates the individual from the community.

The Baby Mind Reader 

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Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
The Baby Mind Reader by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

Legend in his own mind 

A dumb ass that thinks he is smarter than anyone.....but screws up everything they touch or attempt...a person who acts like they know what there doing, even though they do not....this includes dumb ass people , morons, and guys who where jackets with tassels hanging off them....
Hey check out that guy in the tassel jacket and moccasin boots, hes a Legend in his own mind !!!!

That guy is such a tool , he's a Legend in his own mind, telling me how to do my job !!!

Girl , he's a Legend in his own mind, cause that 4 min of sorry sex was nothing like what he said he was gona do to me !!!
Legend in his own mind by Heyman3000 February 12, 2010