10 definitions by Heyman3000

Cum , sperm , spuge , male or female ejackulation fluids....
Girl , i got Jizzum all in you hair !!!

You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!
by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010
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An Actor or Actress that makes appearances in or stars in multiple shows all in the same season or seasons.....actors who take parts in mutilple shows.....staring in more that 2 TV shows in 1 or 2 seasons.....
I swear , M.C. Gainey is the biggest Show Whore...how many shows can the man work on....when does he sleep ???

M.C. Gainey, you my friend are a Show Whore....But a damn good one !!!!

M.C. Gainey is the Ron Jeremy of TV shows !!!!
by Heyman3000 May 18, 2010
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Girls who love giving blowjobs...Girls who are good at giving blow jobs...
Man , that chick i hooked up with was a cockgobbler !!!

My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!

Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!
by Heyman3000 February 11, 2010
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The act of letting someone sit on your thumb....while hand is in hitchhiker position, place it under someone while they are sitting down so your thumb pokes them in the butt...
Damn , that was one hell of a thumb spelunker , it almost ripped my pants !!!!

You dirty thumb spelunker , you went straight up my ass !!!!
by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010
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A girl who only enters thru a rear un-noticed entry of your house to have sex with you on the down low......a girl you only have sex with and keep it a secret.....enters thru your rear sliding glass door, comes to bedroom, has sex and leaves....
Back door girl came by last nite, had sex and she was gone.

You talking about jennifer, back door girl ?

Shes a back door girl, sneaks in , gets jiggy and sneaks back out !!!
by Heyman3000 February 13, 2010
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ie; Charley Foster , the baddest mutherfucker on the face of the earth , coolest , hippest , and most wanted dude around !!!
Did you see Heyman3000 lastnite ? He KICKED ASS !!!

You know , they guy everyone wishes they were , Heyman3000 !!!!

He said his name was Heyman3000, all i know is he wore my pussy out !!!
by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010
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Short Guys who only like or are attrached to very tall girls 6foot plus....Guys who only date tall girls.....Guys who are sexually aroused by very tall women....Guys who like girls taller than them....
Damn , that dude is Sasquatching !!! Hes 5'3" and shes at least 6'5" !!!!

If you have to jump to give your girl a kiss , your Sasquatching Bro !!!!!
by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010
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