Heyman3000's definitions
Man , that chick i hooked up with was a cockgobbler !!!
My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!
Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!
My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!
Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!
by Heyman3000 February 11, 2010
Get the cockgobblermug. The act of letting someone sit on your thumb....while hand is in hitchhiker position, place it under someone while they are sitting down so your thumb pokes them in the butt...
Damn , that was one hell of a thumb spelunker , it almost ripped my pants !!!!
You dirty thumb spelunker , you went straight up my ass !!!!
You dirty thumb spelunker , you went straight up my ass !!!!
by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010
Get the Thumb Spelunkermug. Short Guys who only like or are attrached to very tall girls 6foot plus....Guys who only date tall girls.....Guys who are sexually aroused by very tall women....Guys who like girls taller than them....
Damn , that dude is Sasquatching !!! Hes 5'3" and shes at least 6'5" !!!!
If you have to jump to give your girl a kiss , your Sasquatching Bro !!!!!
If you have to jump to give your girl a kiss , your Sasquatching Bro !!!!!
by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010
Get the Sasquatchingmug. A dumb ass that thinks he is smarter than anyone.....but screws up everything they touch or attempt...a person who acts like they know what there doing, even though they do not....this includes dumb ass people , morons, and guys who where jackets with tassels hanging off them....
Hey check out that guy in the tassel jacket and moccasin boots, hes a Legend in his own mind !!!!
That guy is such a tool , he's a Legend in his own mind, telling me how to do my job !!!
Girl , he's a Legend in his own mind, cause that 4 min of sorry sex was nothing like what he said he was gona do to me !!!
That guy is such a tool , he's a Legend in his own mind, telling me how to do my job !!!
Girl , he's a Legend in his own mind, cause that 4 min of sorry sex was nothing like what he said he was gona do to me !!!
by Heyman3000 February 12, 2010
Get the Legend in his own mindmug. ie; Charley Foster , the baddest mutherfucker on the face of the earth , coolest , hippest , and most wanted dude around !!!
Did you see Heyman3000 lastnite ? He KICKED ASS !!!
You know , they guy everyone wishes they were , Heyman3000 !!!!
He said his name was Heyman3000, all i know is he wore my pussy out !!!
You know , they guy everyone wishes they were , Heyman3000 !!!!
He said his name was Heyman3000, all i know is he wore my pussy out !!!
by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010
Get the Heyman3000mug. A girl who only enters thru a rear un-noticed entry of your house to have sex with you on the down low......a girl you only have sex with and keep it a secret.....enters thru your rear sliding glass door, comes to bedroom, has sex and leaves....
Back door girl came by last nite, had sex and she was gone.
You talking about jennifer, back door girl ?
Shes a back door girl, sneaks in , gets jiggy and sneaks back out !!!
You talking about jennifer, back door girl ?
Shes a back door girl, sneaks in , gets jiggy and sneaks back out !!!
by Heyman3000 February 12, 2010
Get the Back Door Girlmug. Girl , i got Jizzum all in you hair !!!
You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!
You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!
by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010
Get the Jizzummug.