Sasquatching

Short Guys who only like or are attrached to very tall girls 6foot plus....Guys who only date tall girls.....Guys who are sexually aroused by very tall women....Guys who like girls taller than them....
Damn , that dude is Sasquatching !!! Hes 5'3" and shes at least 6'5" !!!!

If you have to jump to give your girl a kiss , your Sasquatching Bro !!!!!
by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010
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Heyman3000

ie; Charley Foster , the baddest mutherfucker on the face of the earth , coolest , hippest , and most wanted dude around !!!
Did you see Heyman3000 lastnite ? He KICKED ASS !!!

You know , they guy everyone wishes they were , Heyman3000 !!!!

He said his name was Heyman3000, all i know is he wore my pussy out !!!
by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010
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Legend in his own mind

A dumb ass that thinks he is smarter than anyone.....but screws up everything they touch or attempt...a person who acts like they know what there doing, even though they do not....this includes dumb ass people , morons, and guys who where jackets with tassels hanging off them....
Hey check out that guy in the tassel jacket and moccasin boots, hes a Legend in his own mind !!!!

That guy is such a tool , he's a Legend in his own mind, telling me how to do my job !!!

Girl , he's a Legend in his own mind, cause that 4 min of sorry sex was nothing like what he said he was gona do to me !!!
by Heyman3000 February 12, 2010
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cockgobbler

Girls who love giving blowjobs...Girls who are good at giving blow jobs...
Man , that chick i hooked up with was a cockgobbler !!!

My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!

Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!
by Heyman3000 February 11, 2010
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Thumb Spelunker

The act of letting someone sit on your thumb....while hand is in hitchhiker position, place it under someone while they are sitting down so your thumb pokes them in the butt...
Damn , that was one hell of a thumb spelunker , it almost ripped my pants !!!!

You dirty thumb spelunker , you went straight up my ass !!!!
by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010
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Jizzum

Cum , sperm , spuge , male or female ejackulation fluids....
Girl , i got Jizzum all in you hair !!!

You must have be hungry girl , you sucked down all that sweet Jizzum !!!!
by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010
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Show Whore

An Actor or Actress that makes appearances in or stars in multiple shows all in the same season or seasons.....actors who take parts in mutilple shows.....staring in more that 2 TV shows in 1 or 2 seasons.....
I swear , M.C. Gainey is the biggest Show Whore...how many shows can the man work on....when does he sleep ???

M.C. Gainey, you my friend are a Show Whore....But a damn good one !!!!

M.C. Gainey is the Ron Jeremy of TV shows !!!!
by Heyman3000 May 18, 2010
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