Massachusetts fudgesicle

Where you freeze a piece of poop (the poop should be in the shape and size of a popsicle); once poop is frozen you take that poop and bang a female with it, telling her it is a fudgesicle the whole time. Before it melts too much you feed her a nibble or two. As it melts a whole bunch she can probably tell it's not a fudgesicle, so you laugh and tell her it was poop, then you punch her in the face.

Me: Hahaha, that was not a fudgesicle at all. That was a Massachusetts Fudgesicle!
Her: What? Nasty! <barf>
Me: <punch>
Her: Ouch! <calling 911>
Me: Hahaha <running away>

by mutater March 26, 2007

massage a trois

massaging activity involving three people. no more. no less. 3 women. 3 men. 2 women 1 man. 2 men 1 woman. whatever the grouping - all must engage in a massaging activity with one another for the activity to be a 'masssage a trois'. otherwise see therapeutic massage

through the steam from the hot tub he could see a draped massage bed. there she layed, clothed only in a black lace thong. her hips propped by a pillow. music began to play in the background and the lights dimmed. through the candlelight he could see a sillouette of a man approach her. he watched as the man placed steamed towels across her back. motioning for him to join in the massage. then, warming the oil they began to massage her. there hands sliding up under the black lace slowly pulling them down her legs. MASSAGE A TROIS...both massaging her.

by YOUR976BABE October 27, 2007

weapons of mass destruction

fictitious reasons to send people to fight for oil.

George Bush sending troops to Iraq

by Private Joker August 31, 2003

Rochester, Massachusetts

A small town in southeastern Massachusetts. Commonly known as the cow town whose inhabitants are looked down upon by other members of the tri-town (Marion, Mattapoisett, and Rochester). It is a small quiet town, that has no highway or gas station. We do have two overpriced grocery stores (if you would call them that) as well as many liquor stores. The town is a hick town full of fishermen and hunters. There are just as many Confederate flags as American flags (ironic being in Mass. right?), during the summer most people leave the town or go fishing to have fun. There is a skate park where the pot heads hang out, as well as a small very nice library. The local high school is full of jocks and tools while, RMS (the local elementary school) is one of the best schools in the state (the high school ranks very high as well). Recently there has been a mass influx of people moving into the town from local cities like New Beige. Most of the townies hate the new comers while most people in the town hate the townies. Plumb corner is kinda of a shopping center but not really. Lloyd's is nice but very over priced. Lastly, the local bar is the Ponderosa where all the townies hang out and get drunk. Our small town is very nice but if you are a liberal I suggest you do not live in this town.

Non-Rochestrian: Hey what town are you from?

Rochestrian: Rochester, Massachusetts

Non-Rochestrian: Ha! You don't even have a beach!!

Rochestrian: Yeah we do..... Mary's Pond!!

by Nothingbutforests January 1, 2013

saturday night massacre

On a saturday night you are with your bitch and you bend her over and fuck her butthole. You rip apart so much as to "massacre" her butthole. May cause some casualties, but is not set to kill the person.

May bitch came over and i Saturday night massacred her and now shes not my bitch.

by B-lane December 17, 2007

Woburn, Massachusetts

this town is north of boston and is a complete shit hole. every white teenager that lives in this pit thinks he is a Blood or Crip. I dated a girl that lived in Woburn once and found out she was a hooker like every other girl in this sad, sad town. Each time I unfortunatly drive through Woburn I see pathetic white teenage boys dressed all thugged out in their flatt brimmed hats and jerseys and bandanas. Face it, its Woburn not East Los Angles.

Tony: Hey Bob, lets go to the movies in Woburn, Massachusetts!
Bob: Hey Tony, fuck Woburn, that place is a shit hole. We can go there and laugh at all of the wannabe gangmembers!

by jj1212 October 10, 2005

massapequa

yea i heard they use $20 bills as coasters and gold watches as paperweights.

I saw Massapequa's homecoming game this fall. They wrecked Farmingdale.

by gred April 22, 2006