joot

to shoot a load, ejaculate, skeet, cum

I want to joot all over your face.

by Stinky Thumbs July 16, 2008

jook

to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.

1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"

by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009

Joowz

The Term is used for a cool person, he is a 1337* , and he can pwn everybody at first person shooters.

He's is also good at J0wling.

Wow man, you'r a Joowz!
You j0wled his ass!

by Brolly December 22, 2005

Jooed

Verb: To con somone out.

"Hey nigger, dont joo me out."

or

"Damnit you jooed the shit out of me."

by adam October 15, 2004

Jooju

A total faggot, and probably the worst warrior in the World of Warcraft.

Jooju - US Gul'dan

by Valcorre March 30, 2010

joobers

Joobers is a 100% free, customizable toolbar that lets you navigate your favorite sites and search the web from anywhere.

Just Joobers it!

by jooberscom September 29, 2010

Jooga

Absolute fried cunt, twirls pipe all night long.

Pass us the pipe jooga!

by Larry1515 May 18, 2018