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Pass us the pipe jooga!
Jooga by Larry1515 May 18, 2018
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Another word for vodka. It's classy synonym. Word derives from one extremely hammered person writing "jooga" on his vodka-filled milk carton. (Pronounced jew-guh)
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Noun. A time of chilling and peace. Often held as a barbeque though not necessarily always needed to be a Jogaque.

Participants in the Jogaque will eventually enter a state of mind known as Joga. A barbeque is the traditional way to enter this mindset due to the high levels of salmonella that enter the bloodstream from all the poorly cooked meat. However alcohol and buddha are often needed to acheive perfect enlightenment.

Rumour is that once in Joga, the great, merciful Lord Visram will appear to you and give you one of his many blessings depending upon just how 'enlightened' you are.

It came into place to celebrate the last official Joga, when the Prince of Theives, Lord Visram cast a flame of Allah into the shopping trolley to cook and destroy forever the massaging antichrist, Adams Snr.

Ever since the followers of Visrabia hold Jogaques to commemorate this event and give thanks to Lord Visram for his bountiful mercy. What is actually done at the Jogaques vary but usually it is tradition to shoot a fellow followers with an air rifle, eat inhuman amounts of raw meat, play Joga Bonito outside cinemas and rape random hoes.
And the Great Lord Visram raised his sidekick up into human form from a flea and he saw it was good.

And the Great Lord Visram created SOV and it was good.

And on the last day, Lord Visram created Jogaque...

and it was good.
Jogaque by Andy Horse July 23, 2007

Joog collin

Pot head... Joogs for money. always needs a ride to sunoco, gets PISSED when theres no weed around and if there is hell do anything to get it
Joog collin by timmy john john March 1, 2013
Sudden extreme happiness and joy.
When all six of Dan's lottery numbers were flashed across the screen, his joygasm was so intense he passed out!
joygasm by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022
Jogaila is very handsome and introverted but still needs to be around someone 24/7
-Have you ever seen him alone?
-Noo?? He’s such a Jogaila
jogaila by peeltheavocado February 25, 2018