Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.

Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

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Orange Human

Donald Trump

Hey did you see that law that the orange human? made? Its hilarious.

by BabyYodaInAJar December 25, 2020

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Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.

Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.

by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022

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Human Noose

An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.

My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday

by Kitsunes Balls July 23, 2021

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Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

by MrRemodel October 3, 2018

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Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when people joke about a guy's dead father and show zero remorse when called out on it.

When I saw the memes that spawned when Jacksepticeye announced that his father died, I myself wanted to die. My faith in humanity was utterly demolished in seconds.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

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