A mirage created by the male brain that perceives certain women as being more willing to drop their drawers than they actually are.
If you look at the diagram of a dude's brain (huh?! Men actually HAVE brains??!?!??) as opposed to a chick's, you can see how many hallooseinations they have regarding the fairer gender... while a woman has major sectors of her brain for "delicate nuances" activities like listening, empathy for others, understanding, sensitivity, apparel-fashion, home-decor, etc., a guy's brain has just minutely-tiny "pea-brain" areas for these "minor and fastidious" thought-processes, but contains several huge sections marked "SEX", "HAVE SEX", "BOOBS-OBSERVER", CROTCH-SCANNER", etc.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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Get the Hallowwwwww!!!! mug.Halloween: that time of the year when the weather gets miserable, Christmas is too far away and summer is nothing but a distant memory, because winter is going to be fucking long. So you might as well get excited about getting drunk in some stupid costume.
Girl 1: I'm so bored and I hate this weather.
Girl 2: It's Halloween, let's get some slutty costumes and go party!
Girl 2: It's Halloween, let's get some slutty costumes and go party!
by CatB18 October 10, 2019
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Get the Halloween mug.The Best Opportunity To Scare Your Friends; In My Opinion It's The Best Holiday Of The Year, I'd say for one the best pranks you get some fake blood, a knife and an old shirt you don't really care about. 1. Put the "Blood" on The Floor and spread it everywhere so it looks like Someone Died 2. Put "blood"on the knife and put it on the floor. 3. Poor "blood" on your old shirt your wearing. 4. (Extra) do your makeup really pale to look like your dead. 5. Get another friend to call the person your pranking saying that they found you dead.6. Just wait to hear the reaction 😂😂
by The Reason You Laugh 🥴😉 October 16, 2019
Get the HaLlOwEeN mug.The Best Opportunity To Scare Your Friends; In My Opinion It's The Best Holiday Of The Year, I'd say for one the best pranks you get some fake blood, a knife and an old shirt you don't really care about. 1. Put the "Blood" on The Floor and spread it everywhere so it looks like Someone Died 2. Put "blood"on the knife and put it on the floor. 3. Poor "blood" on your old shirt your wearing. 4. (Extra) do your makeup really pale to look like your dead. 5. Get another friend to call the person your pranking saying that they found you dead.6. Just wait to hear the reaction 😂😂
I haven't tried that yet but I saw it on YouTube so I might try it for Halloweeeeen - 31st October 😉
by The Reason You Laugh 🥴😉 October 16, 2019
Get the HalloweeeeeN - 31st October mug.Person#1: Wow! That’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen! What’s her name?
Person#2: Halo
Person#1: No wonder
Person#2: Halo
Person#1: No wonder
by Renee Wroten November 13, 2019
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