haslock 

The wool on a sheep's throat and neck, also deemed to being very fashionable in humans, whereas they only grow the hair in their neck and keep it as that and shave every other part of their body, for some people with this kind of fashion, though, they don't have any pubes. As many people believe this is a good look - many people think otherwise... Wonder why...

Person 1: Hey, Do you like my haslock?
Person 2: No, what the actual fuck, Eddie

haslock by Alezf July 31, 2019

Tom Harlock 

He's one of the realest youtubers out there you would want a friend like him becayse He's fucking funny one of the few who are actually funny his jokes are inappropriate and harsh sometimes but they're hilarious also he's an ex-viner but he wasnt cringy he was still hilarious his YOUTUBE:Tom Harlock I bet you'll love him

Tom Harlock is underrated

Tom Harlock by Tom Harlock September 26, 2018

Hassock 

Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.

Dave (to a priest): y'all a hassock!

Priest: the power of christ compells you *throws holy water*

Dave: IT BURNS!

Hassock by steveism February 25, 2009

Tom Harlock 

Tom Harlock is an ex-viner who now makes the best YouTube content that you may ever lay eyes upon. From his gorgeous physique to his beautifully witty humor, the man is simply too perfect for the internet. He is far too underrated for being so perfect.

Tom Harlock is handsome, hilarious, sarcastic, intelligent, and under appreciated.

Tom Harlock by Toesbeflyin May 20, 2020

Tom Harlock 

Cause it just isn’t right. Like my definition is: A British god who could kill with his wits and charm. I want him to shove a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. He is devilishly handsome and was the backbone of vine and remains the savior for the whole YouTube creator community. His accent sends tingles down my spin and I want him to choke me with his hands

Tom Harlock could break my back like a glowstick and I would say "thank you".

Tom Harlock by Tom Harlocks bitch May 23, 2020

Hallocking

Verb: (hal-ick-ing)
To lose all assets by gambling; to fail writing 107 four times; to fail computer literacy four times; to fail accounting four times; to fail Theology 3 times; to apply to numerous jobs using false credentials, only to quit one week later; to be dismissed by all friends and family; to be seen as a low life in society; to use school loans to gamble on sports; to cheat out of money (can be anything from friends to the catholic church).

Xavier says "Haha. My roomate dropped his writing class for the 3rd time this semester."

Jimmy Neutron replies "WOW! He is really hallocking this semester."

Hallocking by Jimmy Johnstone October 14, 2005

Hablockup 

A word used to reference an act of significance or express undeniable excitement at an accomplishment of some kind.

In sports, this can be used when a three-pointer is hit from long-distance. Ex: "Williams from the three point line and...hablockup!" Likewise, in everyday life it is equally as viable. Boss: "Smith, great job on the Collins account. You're getting a raise!" Smith: "Hablockup!"

Hablockup by Mr. Gimmedat June 7, 2013