french trip

a very bad psychedelic experience usually induced by lsd or mushrooms where the user is bombarded by horrifying images that can cause permanent mental and emotional damage

ben- "dude chris, i heard evan took like a half oz of shrooms and had a fuckin french trip dude. i tried to calm him down dude i was like 'be easy bro' and he just yelled overshield and dipped."

chris-"beast"

by JP Cosby February 3, 2007

French Tank

The new line in France's army that has one gear in foward and four in reverse.

The only thing worse than Iraq tanks are the pussy French tanks.

by stoggit May 13, 2003

French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.

Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!

by captain Swagger October 13, 2011

french kiss

an inevitable phase of doing sex, that a man opens his mouth wide (like a snake) and swallows you! If you are lucky enough to get out of his mouth, you will resemble a mouthful brought back by a child, deepened in saliva!

Miranda: heyyyyy what's wrong with you? have you fallen into a river or something?

Joan: Actually I've been french kissed...

by shzz September 1, 2009

French exit

snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop

dude she wanted to french exit with me

by mild taco bell sauce November 14, 2016

French soap

The smell of someone who you can tell smokes cigarettes.

I think she uses French soap.

Jesus, you bathe in French soap???

She may look good but she reeks of French soap.

by Charlyhorse December 9, 2021

French toast

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer

Hans made french toast yesterday

by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018