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Eric

Eric is extremely good looking, baby face and has a huge d*ck, the ladies can't resist Eric. Eric's are the most loyal people in the world, are able to satisfy any female, he gets all the ladies, female's love Eric and wouldn't replace him for anybody else.
Damn Girl you going out with Eric!? HE'S SOOO HOT OMG!
by Eric the sexy beast November 22, 2021
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eric flynn

Mr. Flynn is our super handsome teacher. He loves doctor pepper and making christmas cookies with his family.
MISTA FLYNN!! Eric flynn. :(
by twinkletoes49 November 9, 2023
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Spanish Eric

Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.

Personality

He's a cunt.

Appearance

Spanish Eric

wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.

His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.

Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.

Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
by anonymous June 28, 2024
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Eric joke

a feeble attempt at humor, by means of pointing out the obvious in a given scenario. its called an "Eric" joke because a guy called eric popularized these jokes. not to be confused with "dad jokes" because eric jokes are actually funni
by AgentYuva June 16, 2024
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eric

damn, thats really sad. it happend to my buddy eric once.
by Sir Vibz April 25, 2022
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other eric

A man who is irrelevant. Someone who keeps responding when he is not called for. Usually has hair that is disrespected, but is very popular.
Oh look! It's the other Eric.
Hey Eric! Why are you answering other Eric?
by Master of precision December 6, 2017
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Eric

Short lilmeat man that wears camo. He eats nut specials and watches over his children from afar
"Damn what has Dre been up to, he's been off the walls without Eric."
by OoogaBooooooga April 6, 2022
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