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Pull A John Edwards

1) To cheat at something. Maybe a video game, Spades, a card game, or a race.

2) To bang another lady while your rightfully married partner is unable to react to the situation, for whatever reason.

3) To try to do something great for the public to hide how big of a jerk you are at the personal level.
1) "Quit looking at the other side of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards, you dip-shit! If you pull a John Edwards on me like that again, I'll burn your entire collection in the back-yard!"

2) Jessica Simpson's boyfriend had to pull a John Edwards on her in her own home! He was caught banging a chick on top her bed! As if she had enough to be upset about! She's Jessica Simpson! Her life has been dropped on shit creek without a paddle!

3) The stupid man is trying to run for Vice President. Even know he cheated on his wife who has breast cancer, he still thinks he has what it takes to become a figure for this country. Encourage people to be stupid and do things wrong. We're not going to let John Edwards pull himself at us again!
by hekifier March 28, 2009
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edger

someone who likes to think of themself as "non-conformist." tries out new things. lives "on the edge."

adj: edgy
kid 1: omg! have you seen roxy's new haircut?

kid 2: yeah! what an edger.
by rockeroverhere September 7, 2008
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edgamacated

Proccess of being educated to full extent
Hey he is so edgamacated
by dylnrobb April 18, 2008
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Edwardist

A person who is totaly in love with the character Edward Cullen from the seires by Stephenie Meyer. Edward is a vampier who falls in love with a girl. He must starve himself of her blood in order for her to stay alive. This act of love is one of the reasons teenager girls (and maybe some boys) across the world concider him the most romantic person who has ever walked this planet. (myself included) An Edwardist knows were to find all of the best parts of the book, went out and bought Eclipse when it came out on August 7th, and is constantly putting herself in Bella's (the female protagonist) shoes. Not only is it enough for an Edwardist to read the books, but she/he must also live the books.
Girl One: Did you see Mitch looking at you in English??
Edwardist: Who cares. Would Mitch put me before himself. Would he marry me at a mere age of 18 so that he can turn me into a vampier? And most importantly, does he even look a quarter as sexy as EDWARD?
Girl One: Jeez! Picky...
by MockQueenGirl September 6, 2007
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Engarde

The phrase used in fighting (usually) by stuck up or fancy people. Also used in dueling and fencing.
Bully: I'm gonna kill you!
Brit: Well then engarde good sir!
by Percei March 20, 2008
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john edwards

a man who is sexually attracted to john kerry

he also cares more about becoming president than being with his own family
john edwards tried to feel down kerry's leg
by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007
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