Dried out

1. A symptom of abstinence (often involuntary) found in males who have been devoid of sexual intimacy for an interim of 6 months or more.

2. Subsidiary of dry spell.

Dr. Virile: Are you sexually active?

Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...

Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?

Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?

Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.

Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.

Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?

by DeViOuSdml April 23, 2008

dretto

ghetto full of drugs that always has people gettin high

This Dretto is always full of drugs.

by BadOne April 11, 2005

Low-carb Diet Burrito

1. A name that a person calls a dear loved one.

The moral of the story is never be different or question the existence of animals, or you will be lynched, my little low-carb diet burrito.

by Pimp, Charizard June 30, 2008

prom diet

The three things to indulge on about a month before going to a high school prom.

Beer
Sexercise
Tanning

"Wow Lindsey you look really bronze and in shape."
"Yeah I've been on prom diet for the last few weeks."

by Quink April 14, 2008

dieterman

a name you call someone when you want them to get something or put something away for you

Ronnie: hey dieterman grab my pads
Cary: no ronnie do it yourself

by tirone April 9, 2007

diet fries

fast food french fries that have not been salted, leaving them bland and tasteless. usually being discovered after leaving the restaurant.

1. How was Mcdonalds?

2. The burger was good but they gave me diet fries again.

by creamy cream August 27, 2008

diet lettuce

A term used for one who is the most boring, horrible, annoying, and useless faggot to live on planet Earth.

" Kyle is such a diet lettuce"

by King_Fasgort May 21, 2016