diced pinapple

a cut up penis

dude i was so drunk last night i put my dick in a fan and it gave me a diced pinapple

by ducheonmandik August 7, 2012

died inside

when your dick inside a girl and u cant stay hard!!!!!!

yo bro i heard you died inside!!!!

by bigsexy626 May 5, 2010

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007

pearl diver

Noun. A lower-income male who dates or is married to a rich woman for her money. A male "gold digger"; a man who has a sugar momma.

"Lenny married that rich woman. He's such a pearl diver."

by chippenstein December 7, 2012

pearl diver

a bitch who loves goin down on the cock

"yo cookie, last night you were the best pearl diver who eva dived on deez nuts"

by monk&miss January 29, 2006

Lemon Diver

A guy that drinks the lemonade in a lemonparty.

Erez, Ranman and James were engaging in an intense lemon party. Erez was thirsty so he dived for lemons.

by Dom Fernandes April 14, 2004

muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver

That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.

by jared jones November 22, 2007