Covid Plan

A life insurance policy that covers any corona-related incident that threatens the client’s peace of mind in most cases 24/7, except when they contract the coronavirus via infidelity and visits to any red-light district.

Sayed bought a Covid plan for himself and his third wife (but not for his other spouses) in the aftermath of the country’s strategy for everyone to “live with Covid-19.”

by MathPlus March 23, 2022

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coping mechanics

imaginary tradesmen who make sure that a person's coping mechanisms are all in place and read for use at any given time

"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"

"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"

by 1adycat September 27, 2013

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Covid

Covid is something we will tell our grandchildren about covid is the corona virus

My grandkid:what was 2020 like
Me:well one of the things that happened is covid

My grandkid:what’s covid
Me:😒😟

by Blankets June 23, 2020

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Copiague

One of the most boringest places in the world unless you have good friends and a car to get the fuck out of there. Everyones a wannabe gangsta and wishes they lived in da bronx even though theyd probably get shanked up there. The south part, the venice and copiague harbor, is full of lacrosse playing deuchebags and stereotypical white girls who try to act deuces and then have the fucking nerve to day our part of towns "the ghetto". "The gheto" is north copiague where all the polish, salvi, and dominican ppl live and is supposedly so dangerous even though everyone plays fuckin DDD at night like losers. Everyone is basically pretty smart but dont give a shit and most of the the money goes to buying golfcarts for the middle and high school where we all learn. Alot of people go to good schools (Columbia, Harvard, Yale, Cornell, NYU, Duke, etc...) but a quarter of the school goes to Nassua County Community College and then balme the school when they drop out. Tanner park smells bad and is the boringest shit ever where all american WASPS hang out even though theyre actually catholic. Everyone owns a sidekick and atleast a pair a nikes or converses and maybe a coach bag. Wannabe Compton or the Hamptons depending on who you are.

Mark: Hey Sylwia where do you live?

Sylwia: Cabota, like near north Copiague, near the high school.

Mark: Fuck you live in the ghetto polish shit (tries to sound gangsta)

Sylwia: What the hell...

by alili July 6, 2009

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