somebody come scratch my balls 

what to say when either:

A) you have extremely itchy balls!!

B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up

C)there is an unbearably awkward silence

Red: damn its quiet in this bitch

Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green: WHAT THE FUCK???

Blue: there, silence broken

Red: you are a fucking moron

somebody come scratch my balls by zerosai93 June 6, 2009

Hey, come here, go away from here! (Bo'na, Lech Mi'po!) 

Sounds conflicting? Maybe. But in Hebrew it has the following meaning: Bo'na (which literally translates to "come here"), is a term used to call for somebody attention. So, if you want to tell somebody to leave you alone (to go away = "Lech mi'po") ... you would say (see Example)

"Hey, come here, go away from here!"

Hey, come here, go away from here! (Bo'na, Lech Mi'po!) by Mustafa Hakim September 10, 2005

why come 

a term used south of the ohio river by total dolts.

1) i am going to bang my sister
2) why come you want to fuck your sister

why come by troy October 31, 2003

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat 

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat by Danarky May 14, 2003

fuck a come down 

"fuck a come down" is a state where there is a level of extreme sexual urge. This urge is a spectrum from a light drizzle to a torrential downpour; using the analogy of rainfall. Once in it's torrential stage, the party involved is unable to acknowledge any other of their God-given senses and must carry out the sexual act on the most available victim(usually the common bootycall or chic/dude in the club)... if not, try and attemp a miserable sleep.

In the club
Person 1:Wow this girl is getting wild.

Person 2:Of course she is fuck a come down.

OR

In the club:
Person to self: Damn, i need to stop dancing with this girl and leave this place fuck a come down.

fuck a come down by "shocking vybz" may '09 May 2, 2009

wha-come 

A combination of the words "what" and "how come". Can be used to replace "how come" or "why" in interrogative sentences.

Wha-come you know how to dance like that?
Wha-come you borrowed my stuff without asking?

wha-come by Bianca Bonaparte January 10, 2008

purse come first 

The money is 1st priority

"Bitch betta have my bread!" da purse come first!

purse come first by Sonny B. D-town classic April 25, 2017