Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

clockblock

The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"

"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"

"Wait, what?"

by echobl January 25, 2010

clockblock

when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.

you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?

sweenykins: absolutly not!

you: what a clockblocker

by james.p. November 3, 2011

clockblock

When the coworker that's supposed to take over your shift shows up early and gives you the impression that you're almost off, when in reality you still have x amount of time till you can clock out.

"Ugh, why'd they have to get here half an hour early? I just got clockblocked."

by t5kt5k May 27, 2013

Clockblock

The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.

After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.

by Killermeteor99 October 2, 2016

ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones

I totally got clockblocked last night

by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018

Clockblocked

Clockblocked is:
When you want (or need) to be somewhere else and are actively trying to leave
then a situation occurs that needs dealing with, so you deal with it and as a consequence you don't get to leave on time.

You just got clockblocked

"Sorry I'm late, I got clockblocked by a meeting that went long"
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" She kept asking a bunch of stupid ass questions and I was like biiiiiitch I ain't got time for this shit, stop clockblockin, FOH"

by thefuckyouaskinmynamefor December 7, 2017