Chodepowder

A narcotic substance that gives the effect of feeling like you're on top of the chode, a bit of a chode, and rubbing a chode ALL at PRECISELY the same time. It is created by removing a chode from a Chode-donor (someone who gives their chode for the sake of chodepowder everywhere)and then cut into small cubes. It is left to rot for a few years (some have been left for decades even, my favourite year is 1897) and then dried and ground down, into pure chodepowder. It is then inhaled through the jap of the chode/penis.

"I was off my chode, I had 2 Es and a line of chodepowder"

by Whimmers McGee June 28, 2008

chodeness

Other word for lameness. Someone who is chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.

by Mystery101 August 5, 2008

chodection

Instead of an erection, a chodection occurs when a person with a chode is turned on. This causes his chode to widen rather than lengthen. See chode poison to help prevent this rare yet deadly phenomena in males.

I saw this hot girl, and she gave me a chodection!

by thechodemaster January 9, 2009

chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

by lilbugga February 9, 2009

Chodelicker

Used as a insult.

"Man, that girl Mia is a chodelicker."
"Mia hates Devil may cry? Fuck that, the chodelicker."

by ScrewYouLol January 2, 2009

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

by getatyourmom May 24, 2011