The epitome of male class. Makes trashy little asshole frat daddies that treat women like shit look like absolute garbage. Loves his woman and his mother. Runs any party and knows how to keep it going 'till 4 in the morning. Despises saggy pants because "they make you look like an asshole". Can come off as obnoxious, but can be a proper young man when you get to the roots. Gives his woman the utmost respect and whatever she wants and needs. Treats his friends like family. Cigarettes? Too douche-y. The occasional cigar is classy enough for him, with a little Jack. Women are drawn to him while men admire him. Douchebags and anyone who treats women like dirt are jealous of him. He has longer relationships than 90% of frat daddies and would never lay his hands on a woman, especially his mother, sister, girlfriend, or wife. Famous alpha males include George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hugh Jackman, Mark Wahlberg, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, James Dean, and Peter Evans.
by BabydollDame22 May 17, 2016
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Teenage son: "I'm the alpha male of this house. Paps has gotten too damn old."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
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Another word for being a cool kid.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.
90's
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!
21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!
21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!
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You going to be ok carrying the Queen mothers coffin after last nights run ashore chef? - Don't worry lads, my aft funnel is at Zulu Alpha.
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Person 1: *acting funny*
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.
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