Water-bottle Cumshot 

When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.

"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*

Water-bottle Cumshot by watershot_girl March 31, 2009

Water Mexican 

Water Mexicans are people from Islands (mostly Latino islands) like Puerto Rico.

Where are you from?
Oh I’m from Puerto Rico.
Oh so you’re a water Mexican.

Water Mexican by M. A. Q. June 13, 2018

Water Fountain 

WHY THE HECK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT A WATER FOUNTAIN IS ONLY SAD KIDS WITH NO LIFE LOOK UP WATER FOUNTAIN ON URBAN DICTIONARY!!!

Jeff: What is a water fountain?

Ken: Look it up on Urban Dictionary lol

Jeff: A water fountain is something that only sad kids look up on urban dictionary.

Ken: Oh sorry.

Jeff: I’m going to kill you.

Water Fountain by Charboo2 November 24, 2017

water tester 

jackass dudes that screw over a chick, then once she has another man, send her random texts every other month or so to test the waters

My girl and I were enjoying a nice romantic dinner until her phone was lit up by a water tester

water tester by MadDog09 June 20, 2009

water gun wedding 

A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.

They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.

water gun wedding by unknown anilatak February 5, 2010

Water them Melons 

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

Water them Melons by Mantalk November 4, 2012

Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.

Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.

Water pockets by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013