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tool

A dumbass, a person with little common sense, or someone you just don't like. Insult. Can worsen the insult by calling him/her a power tool
Shawn is such a tool
by rustyshackleford723 November 2, 2010
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Tool Twat

a stuck up girl that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. Most of these seemingly innocent young women are really only out there for their own personal gain and have no regard for the feelings of those around them and use them like tools.
What a tool twat I thought she was really into me but I guess she just wanted to use me to get what she wanted
by Mountain top mafia October 16, 2013
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Shotgun Tool

Someone who uses shotgun ONLY in any multiplayer shooter game. As soon as they respond the find a shotgun and find the nearest person to them. And the get close as possible and kill you with the shotgun.

They also think they have amazing talent and should be famous because they are so sweet. But they legitimately suck because they are not able to expand their skills.
Shotgun Tool: BOOM SIT DOWN!!! -kills legendkilla023 with a shotgun- OMFG THAT WAS SO SWEET YOU GOT OWNED!!!

Legendkilla023: STFU your such a shotgun tool -respawns and instantly get the headshot to kill the shotgun tool- and dont come back!!!
by legendkilla023 November 30, 2009
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The tool

Meaning a weapon such as a gun or knife. Or another word for penis.
Weapon: dont make me use the tool on you.

Penis: girl you cant handle the tool.
by Jboyglinton June 4, 2016
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tool manufacturing company

A degree of tool.

1. tool manufacturing company
2. toolshed
3. toolbox
4. tool
Man that cracka is such a tool manufacturing company. He needs to get laid fosho.
by Alundra October 2, 2006
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Toolery

Toolery Another form for pimping. Used once you get a dime's number

Background: Ohio-
"Ohhh look at that toolery game, you know how a pimp does it"
by Kamilah November 7, 2004
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Tool

One way to identify a tool is by their limited vocabulary. They often employ the same words to describe everything. Using these words heightens their belief that they are popular and "in" with whats hip. In fact, it just reflects their inability to be original. Some common words tools use are; cool, awesome, sweet, badass, playa, chill or chillen, great, a string of either cool, great or awesome in repetition or a mix of these together. A tool also over uses the word fuck. Finally, to know if one is a tool, they have not read Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud, The Republic by Plato, Candide by Voltaire, the Dictionary, a Thesaurus, and other examples of intellictual works.
Tool: Oh, your major is aeronauitcal engineering, cool cool cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.
by Andrew Dickinson April 11, 2006
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